I was going through some of my old Ron Paul 2008 memorabilia in preparation for this Tuesday's upcoming episode of Freedom Files; where I will be reviewing For Liberty: How The Ron Paul Revolution Watered The Withered Tree of Liberty, and I came across a Newspaper Article I wrote back in December 2007, that the Gannett Owned Shreveport Times actually published. If only Ron Paul would have won...

DISCLAIMER: The Following is SATIRE, Moon People aren't real (as far as I know).

Kudos to our Glorious Dear Leader Obama on winning the Nobel Peace Prize; some people may question why you were awarded, but not I. Pay no attention to those, like Congressman Ron Paul; who happens to point out that, “the (NPP) Application had to be in on February 1st (2009), and he (Obama) had only been in Office a total of 12 days…”. The Doubting Tom’s and Debby Downers out there have no idea why you were rightfully awarded the Prestigious Nobel Peace Prize, but I do. It is no coincidence that he won this Award on the same day as his Greatest Victory; not only for the American People, but for the entire world.

You see, on the day Obama took Office as our 44th President; he was briefed that the Planet was under a great threat of epic proportions. Without hesitation, President Obama sprung into action; knowing that he was about to Save the Earth, his loving wife Michelle went ahead and got our Beloved Leader’s Nobel Peace Prize Application filled out, and mailed off to Oslo, Norway before the deadline. At the same time he began working behind the scenes on the most ambitious plan in the long course of Human History. While most Americans were sleeping on Friday, October 09, 2009; the Primitive Strike against humanities greatest enemy was carried out.

You see, Ladies and Gentlemen; President Barrack H. Obama saved us all this morning, and you didn’t even know it. Along with NASA, the President launched a successful and most daring surprise attack against the evil and cold blooded Moon People. For decades now, the violent race of Moon People looked down on Earth across the not so distance depths of space with very envious eyes, and didn’t take too kindly to all the Astronauts we sent up to the Moon. After threatening to destroy the Earth back in the 1970’s for littering on the Moon; we secretly agreed never to go back to the Moon again. Decades went by, and people had forgotten about the threat looming from Earth’s satellite.

Moon People are approximately 8 feet tall, have cybernetic implants, and powers that would make the X-Men look like the X-Boys. For Decades they had been building their Super Invasion Fleet, Legions of Clone Soldiers, and were set to begin the Attack of Earth on October 20, 2009. However, they didn’t count on one man; the Greatest Man to ever live, President Hussein Obama. Before they could launch their invasion; the Moon People were all wiped out in a single blow by the LCROSS, resulting in the destruction of their Secret Moon Base. We can all rejoice now and be thankful to our Dear Leader for saving us all, and all he got in return for his hard work was a little Nobel Peace Prize.

You all can rest easy now that Big Brother is watching out for us; thanks to the Department of Homeland Security, Patriot Act, Military Commissions Act, REAL ID, Expansion of FISA, PDD51, John Warner Defense Authorization Act, and all those wonder elected officials of ours who have done their part to do away with that crummy old, and moldy document known as The Constitution, it was so 20th Century. Even our Second Greatest President, George W. Bush knew this to be true when he referred to it as, “Just a Goddamned Piece of Paper!” Both of these Great Americans did their part to build up the Government, and protect us from those dastardly vile soulless Moon People. It does remind me of something a guy named Ben once said, “Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety”. What the hell does he know anyways, it’s not like they had a race of damn dirty extra terrestrial beings to deal with back in the day.

It is a sad day for Liberty across the world, as 67% of the people of Ireland have betrayed their once proud Irish heritage, and sealed the fate of the Republic of Ireland along with the rest of Europe by voting YES to the Lisbon Treaty; which was the last roadblock for the EU. Now that the majority of the Irish people have doomed their nation and European brothers and sisters to Tyranny; the EU now has the means to become a Super State. With the Lisbon Treaty now ratified; the EU is moving forward at full speed, and within a few weeks from now Former UK PM Tony Blair is expected to become the First President of the European Union.

After decades of planning, preparation, and treaties the EU is bringing the world one step closer to the NWO; the forces of Tyranny have won a victory against Free Humanity with the passage of the Lisbon Treaty. More Super States will follow suit; the African Union and the Union of South American Nations are both already in place. As the Dollar continues to go the way of the Weimar Mark, along with the calls across the world for a new Global Currency; we will soon see the birth of the North American Union. NAFTA and the SPP have both already laid the groundwork for the NAU, and it’s only a matter of time now before we start to see the Criminal Leaders of Mexico, Canada, and the US all start calling for a North American Union.

We must learn from the mistakes of our European brothers and sisters, and not allow the NAU to come into being; it is our Patriotic Duty as Freedom-Loving Americans to resist the North American Union at all costs, for it will destroy what’s left of our Sovereignty, Constitution, Bill of Rights, and Republic. While 67% of the Irish have turned their backs on Freedom and Liberty; I can only hope that the 33% who stood their ground will continue to resist, and never submit or surrender to the New World Order. Once again, I believe it will fall upon us Americans to find the strength and courage to rise up, and lift the Torch of Liberty against the Forces of Tyranny; not just for our Nation, but for all those who yearn to be Free. We The People must become the tip of the spear, and lead the charge against the Global Elite in order to save ourselves, in order to rally and inspire the rest of Free Humanity to do so as well. The battle of Ireland has been lost, but this war has just begun.